Thursday, February 2, 2012

Lit Quotes 104

"I would sooner die than see my honor so defiled."

"Then, Miss Bennet," said Lady Catherine setting down her parasol and removing her coat,"die you shall." Upon this she set her feet for combat.

"Do you mean to challenge me to a duel, Your Ladyship, here in my family dojo?"

"I mean only to rid the world of an insolent little girl and preserve the dignity of a superior man lest Pemberly be forever polluted by your stench."

"If that be the case," said Elizabeth, dropping her parasol, "then let this be our first and final battle." Elizabeth set her feet in return.

Elizabeth Bennet & Lady Catherine, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith, 2009

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