"Lately I've become morbidly aware of my penis. Once a remote region accessed indifferently for businesslike micturition, it has developed - seemingly overnight - into a gaudy Las Vegas of the body, complete with pulsing neon, star-studded floor shows, exotic animal acts, and throngs of drunken conventioneers perpetually on the prowl for depraved thrills."
Youth in Revolt: The Journals of Nick Twisp
by C.D. Payne